Mine

Look, this is my place to vent. My own little corner of the 'Net where I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever or whatever I want.

You don't like it? Then don't read it.

I. Don't. Care.

And in addition, one thing I don't understand about blogging is those people who DO post things on the Internet and then freak out when certain people read them. Hey, moron, if you didn't want it to be public knowledge, you shouldn't have posted in the first place. We can't help it you're a moron and my friends and I like to read your blog and LAUGH AT YOU.

As for you, you will always be a douche. That's just how God made you. Even He has a sense of humor.

Sometimes I wish you weren't so crazy. I know it's been said that I am in fact crazy, but Jesus Effing Christ, you have more mood swings than some chicks I know. But I love you anyway.

I wish I had your inner strength, your knowledge, your intelligence. You amaze me every single day by things you have done in your life and you're not even out of college yet. Wow.

You're delicious. I mean looks-wise, not anything else. Gross.

Stop being a retard. There's only so much I can handle before I want to turn around and smack you. Smacking you would be easier if you were here; therein lies half the frustration.

I'm done venting now.